9 superb Definitions (Just for laughs)!!!
29th-Aug,16 Purnima
1 SCHOOL
A Place Where parents pay and children play...
2 NURSE
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
3 LIFE INSURANCE
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich..
4 TEAR
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defected by feminine waterpower.
5 CONFERENCES
6 FATHER
A banker provided by nature.
7 BOSS
Someone who early when you are late and late when you are early .
8 POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence thereafter
9 DOCTOR
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
